So funny!!

This actually is a valentine joke..i knw valentine was like 9 days ago..but wat d hell valentine is about love and love is an everyday thing..(smiling shepishly)anyway here's a lil sumfin 2 make u laff..:)
Title:Dream ON
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap after she woke up, she told her husband,''i just dreamt that u bought me a ''pearl necklace''for valentine's day. What do you think it means?''
You''ll know tonight said her husband.
That evening,the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife,delighted..she opened it only to find a book entitled ''THE MEANING OF DREAMS''..lmao!!

would it have killed him if he had just gotten d ''pearl necklace'' for his lady??? guys if ur readin dis right now,pls dnt follow d footsteps of dis man ooo...hehehe,love ya lady as yaself! kini!!

Men can be so funny

I was reading a magazine this afternoon and came across dis ''love note'' from a Husband to his wife..read nd feel free to laugh,nd comment
Note: ROMANTIC AND UNROMANTIC
Kind,intelligent,loving and hot.
This describes everything ur not.

I love ur smile,ur face,and ur eyes.
Damn i'm good at telling lies.

My Darling,my lover,my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed my life.

I see ur face wen i'm dreaming.
That's wy i always wake up screaming.

My love you take my breathaway.
What have u stepped in,to smell this way.

My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe ''go to hell''
**ouch** dat has got to hurt..lmao!!!

Introduction!!!

allaboutjessie is a blog(duh like dey didnt knw dat)lol, well dis a blog where i get 2 talk about ma self,ma fwends....everythin dat happens around me,not 2 worry i'm nt gonna gossip about u,ok maybe i'll bt jst a lil bit..**winks**...i'm also gon talk about music,latest trends,education,basically everythin(hmm,aproko!!)lol.. I'll try ma vewie best to kip u posted,consistently..nd also try 2 kip it lively(yawns..boring)lol..dnt mind me...just keep checking,cos dere's always gonna be sumfin new.. nd hey! feel free 2 make ur comments,pls dnt be too harsh...dis aint west african idols...

**smiling** jessie cares!!